Lets play a game EDIT: punkgoose won! It costs $35.55 + taxes

Kinja'd!!! "ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability" (italianjobr53)
01/03/2019 at 12:05 • Filed to: None

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MM54 was very close tho.

Guess how much this cost me Oppo. If you go over the price, you lose. Mind you, it a Genuine BMW ™ part

You will win may internet points!


DISCUSSION (44)


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:18

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$36.50 + tax


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:18

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87 Transylvanian Drachmas. 


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > MM54
01/02/2019 at 18:20

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You have been disqualified for cheating.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:23

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Tree fiddy


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:24

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HT lede?  $65


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/02/2019 at 18:25

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Yes, it cost the same as this:

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:30

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27 english pounds.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/02/2019 at 18:33

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Of gold


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:36

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Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:38

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$59


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:40

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how is this cheating?


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:40

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30 lb of trade beads, a 3 oz vial of clarified orphan’s tears, and a contract for the endentured servitude of your firstborn male child


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:41

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One spark plug wire? $40


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:42

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Ooh I know this one! $63. Each.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 18:47

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$48?


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 19:05

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Less than this!

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At least I only need 4 of them.

Oh wait. It’s two plugs per cylinder.

And you have to do all of them.

And the plugs are $7 each.

I don’t feel sorry for you any more.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 19:08

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Ugh, I’m not sure I want to know. You can get 3 feet of black plastic tubing for like $5.99, put some nice bends in it with a heat gun, and if you can’t re-use the rubber connectors, the parts store probably has an assortment hiding behind the counter. “Genuine BMW part” my ass.

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Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 19:21

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trick question, $0 because BMWs never need to replace wirey things


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 19:31

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$263


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > MM54
01/02/2019 at 19:58

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Coz that is exactly how much it costs :)

Edit: It actually a dollar less than that! It cost $35.55 + taxes. So you are out unfortunately.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > wafflesnfalafel
01/02/2019 at 19:59

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Nein. Its not a wirey thing, its a hosey thing. Aand it was me that broke it, so its on me.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > HammerheadFistpunch
01/02/2019 at 19:59

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Fuel tank breather hose (one of them ).


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/02/2019 at 20:02

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What is that o_0


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Dogsatemypants
01/02/2019 at 20:02

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A+ for effort :D


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Future Heap Owner
01/02/2019 at 20:03

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Its not a spark plug wire.


Kinja'd!!! facw > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 20:10

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Hosey things are just wirey things missing their wires.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 20:16

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It’s a coilpack for a 5.7 Hemi. Which uses two plugs per cylinder. Like so:

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And is bolted up like so:

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Which makes it easier to do, like... oh.

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Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/02/2019 at 20:18

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Hahahaha

I love my low-tech single coilpack ignition system.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 20:21

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$58


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 20:26

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HEY! It would be perfectly easy if they didn’t stick the engine all the way up against the firewall!

And under a strut brace !

With the A/C hard lines running smack against the cover on the passenger side!

And the IPM and fuse box in the way on the driver’s side!

And the push-before-release connectors!

Other than that, it’s an easy ten minute job !

(Really it’s not that bad, but, yeah. It. Is. Expensive. $125+ just for the plugs , then $380+ for the packs.)


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 20:44

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$17.95 also I think it should only cost $10.95.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/02/2019 at 20:58

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All worth it for the way that Hemi sounds. Hnnnnnnnnnggggggg!


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 21:18

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More like the 7200lbs of towing without every repair being a minimum $2k and a maximum of 12 months apart. If you can find a single shop that will even work on the CRD 3.0. And don’t completely frag the cylinder head.

Still, I can’t complain that much. Plugs due every 65k, coils “if they break.” This one’s done 160k on two sets of plugs and the original coils. I just want my basically f ree* 10HP and 15ft/lbs.

* - the DUI SOS coilpacks are $380 for the set, Mopar 68238603AA would be $365 after tax. 1ft/lbs per dollar? Yes please .


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > Dogsatemypants
01/02/2019 at 21:20

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Edit. No firsborn in dentures serving. Indentured is the correct word. Oops


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 22:08

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boo my guess was good but I guess rules are rules. Should have said $1 I guess.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/02/2019 at 22:17

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Nice!


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/02/2019 at 23:25

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Arm, leg. And not any ol’ leg -  they want the special one.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/03/2019 at 01:45

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USD$110


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/03/2019 at 12:26

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Yay! and I was only off by $17.60 when my guess was $17.95.


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > punkgoose17
01/03/2019 at 13:39

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Double points for you! :)


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/03/2019 at 17:36

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How much is that in Transylvanian Drachmas? asking for a friend.

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Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
01/03/2019 at 19:00

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About 4885 according to this:

http://countduckulaepisodereviews.blogspot.com/2017/06/the-incredible-shrinking-duck.html


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
01/03/2019 at 19:17

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Good work,  I think they’re in the eurozone now though.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
01/03/2019 at 19:29

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I have not seen that show since about 1990,  The kids and I enjoyed DangerMouse a few years ago though. I have a feeling that Duckula is still funny.